But we can't let a little bureaucracy get in the way of a good laugh, and honestly who wouldn't want to play a VR game where you throw small children into a volcano? So below is the E3 headline generator once again, but this time permanently!
Feel free to share your favourite headlines in the comments below, and I'll be adding even more to the generator as we gear up for E3.
Which headlines are your favourites? Share them in the comments below.
E3 - otherwise known as the Electronic Gaming Expo - is an annual trade-fair revealing all the latest titles releasing in the near future, within the video game industry. These days the event's conferences are broadcasted online for the masses to watch.
The first true E3 event began in 1995, which was when Sony first revealed their Sony PlayStation console - the E3 event garnered 50,000 attendees from within the industry paving it's future.